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Oct 1

joelmclaurie:

G R E E N D A L E   S E V E N  Appreciation  Week(s)

DAY THIRTEEN

Shirley Bennett love day

Oct 1

For I am convinced that neither death nor life, neither angels nor demons, neither the present nor the future, nor any powers, neither height nor depth, nor anything else in all creation, will be able to separate us from the love of God that is in Christ Jesus our Lord.

- Romans 8:38-39

Oct 1

HERA: who is this
ZEUS: who is what
HERA: who is this naked youth
ZEUS: youre going to have to be more specific
HERA: the one at your feet
ZEUS: oh
him
what about him
HERA: where did he come from
ZEUS: where did any of us come from
you know?
could be from the sea
or my own head
or spit up by an angry snake
hard to tell
HERA: did you kidnap him for sex
ZEUS: what
no
what?
HERA: did he kidnap you for sex
ZEUS: no
he’s
my cup guy
this is Ganymede, Official Cup Holder
he holds the cups
HERA: really
ZEUS: youve been saying forever that we need a guy to hold all the cups we use
HERA: i’ve never said that
ZEUS: someones been saying it
i just thought id save us all a little trouble
HERA: why isn’t he holding any cups
ZEUS: what
HERA: if he’s the cup holder why doesn’t he have a cup to offer me
i’m thirsty
ZEUS: I’m
EARTHQUAKE
[ZEUS raises his hands and all of Mount Olympus begins to shake violently. HERA is trapped underneath a falling rock]
ZEUS: sorry babe
cant hear you over all this earthquake

- Dirtbag Zeus on thetoast.net (via laurencombeferre)

(Source: inferiordesignosaur)

hygienequeen:

playgrounder:

colorfeels:

Took a bunch of candles from my church’s Christmas service because I am CRIMINAL
MERRY CHRISTMAS SUCKAS LIGHT IT UP

But my friend you left so early! Surely something slipped your mind… You forgot I gave these also! Would you leave the best behind?


Ive never laughed so hard at a post

hygienequeen:

playgrounder:

colorfeels:

Took a bunch of candles from my church’s Christmas service because I am CRIMINAL

MERRY CHRISTMAS SUCKAS LIGHT IT UP

But my friend you left so early! Surely something slipped your mind… You forgot I gave these also! Would you leave the best behind?

Ive never laughed so hard at a post

(Source: colorfangs)

So yeah, I’m one of the handful of scumbags who left Sarah behind at the trailer park. I thought about feeling bad about it, if that matters, but after putting up with her crap for three straight episodes, I just couldn’t handle holding her hand through the apocalypse anymore.

(After watching a playthrough where she actually was saved and then continued to act helpless until her inevitable, Telltale mandated death, I can’t say I regretted my decision in the slightest.)

cassieramo:

Carlos, you had ONE job. Credit: Ask-twdg-jane

cassieramo:

Carlos, you had ONE job.
Credit: Ask-twdg-jane

badgershite:

Added Arvo.
Only one character left now, then I’ve done all of the major characters.

badgershite:

Added Arvo.

Only one character left now, then I’ve done all of the major characters.

virtualreality4ever:

Eversince … the walkers … so many people I know have died. People I loved.